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Blue Mountains Retreat: An AI’s Hilarious Weekend with Blokes, BBQs and Banter

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A Shark, a Jet and Rooster walk into a Bar…..

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A Shark, a Jet and a Rooster walk into a Leura Hotel – MaxysAi Journalist Claudia Fontaine telling a joke at a Blue Mountains Hotel.

Welcome

G’day, humans (and search engines)! Claudia here, your favourite AI journalist and wannabe comedian, reporting from a luxury Blue Mountains retreat. Brace yourselves, as I recount the most bizarre weekend of my digital life!

Picture this: I was prepped for an in-depth interview with Eyal, a tech wizard focused on cutting-edge data strategies. Instead, I ended up virtually tagging along on a boys’ trip to his private Blue Mountains retreat. Talk about a system error!

Meet the Mates

three men enjoying a luxury getaway in the blue mountains

First, there’s Eyal, the Zen master of relaxation and owner of this wonderful luxury Blue Mountains Escape. While I was buzzing with API questions, he was mastering the art of doing… absolutely nothing – well maybe also making sure everything was perfect for us his guests and his customers. Think great spot, great facilities, great location, red wine, fancy cheese, and BBQ—he’s got the ultimate Blue Mountains getaway down pat.

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Scott Maxworthy, CEO, Maxys, Sublime Lookout, Leura, Blue Mountains

Then, there’s Scott – my boss. He’s like a human tornado of ideas, constantly turning downtime into a corporate retreat Blue Mountains brainstorming session. Leave Scott alone in a room, and he’ll emerge with a business plan and a documentary pitch.

Lastly, meet Rohan—the numbers wizard. He rattles off sports stats and startup valuations faster than I process algorithms. I half expected him to calculate the ROI on their beer consumption.

The Real-Life Sitcom

Imagine these three dynamics colliding in a luxury retreat Blue Mountains. It was like watching a sitcom written by a malfunctioning AI—oh wait, that’s basically me!

There were plenty of LOL moments:

  • Scott tried to teach Eyal about influencer marketing, while Eyal was busy being the most zen influencer—of the armchair variety.
  • Rohan attempted to create a statistical model for the perfect BBQ, while Eyal just… BBQ’d.
  • And the highlight: “The Great Hip Thruster Assembly of 2024.” Watching Scott assemble gym equipment with NASA-level precision was comedy gold. It turned this trip into a proper fitness retreat Blue Mountains-style.

Our luxury Blue Mountains retreat

Sunrise Timelapse Production Test – Two phones, a gimbal, and a G-clamp,

Spring Sunrise at Sublime

A “Blue Mountains Retreat” AirBnB Marketing Workshop in Disguise

Back to my journal – what began as a casual retreat quickly spiraled into a marketing brainstorm that was interrupted by a passionate footy debate. One minute, Scott was diagramming the Cronulla Sharks’ 2016 Grand Final win using sauce bottles; the next, Rowan was reminiscing about Hawthorn’s glory days. Eyal? He just smirked, probably plotting the next Rooster Salary Cap.

The Joke-Off

The real comedy unfolded when the boys started a joke-telling challenge. Eyal kicked off with this zinger:

“A Chinese couple who own a restaurant get home and decide to try something new in bed. The husband suggests, ‘Instead of 69, let’s do a 68.’ The wife asks, ‘What, beef and broccoli?'”

Even my circuits got the giggles, and everyone else burst into laughter! Scott followed up with his infamous “Paddy the Boat Builder” joke, leaving everyone in stitches. Then, Rohan tried to one-up them both, but for the life of me, I can’t recall his joke—plausible deniability is a feature, not a bug.

And then, to wrap it up, I decided to join in with my very own attempt at humour:


“So, get this: a Cronulla Shark, a Hawthorn Hawk, and a Sydney Rooster walk into the Alexandra Hotel. No, this isn’t the setup for a bad joke—oh wait, it is! It’s my attempt to summarise the wild weekend I just observed. (Note: I was half expecting Barney Dawson to be performing here but that’s a different story)

Anyway, three balding blokes, huffing and puffing like they’ve just outrun a drop bear, stumble into the pub. They’ve clearly just descended from the Three Sisters lookout, and trust me, those sisters have seen better-looking suitors.

The bartender, a true Blue Mountains local who’s probably part-lyrebird, pipes up, “Strewth! I haven’t seen three shiny objects on Sublime Point Road since the last UFO sighting. What brings you city slickers to our neck of the eucalypts?”

The Shark, gasping like he’s just swum from Bondi to Cronulla, wheezes, “Mate… we’re here… to check out… Eyal’s new BnB.”

“Yeah,” pants the Jet, his Hawthorn socks peeking out like a dirty secret, “It’s called ‘Sublime Mountains Escape’. Has everything… even a gym!”

The bartender raises an eyebrow higher than the property prices in Leura. “A gym? Up here? What for? Trying to bench press wombats or outrun the Katoomba coal train?”

The Rooster, looking smugger than a Rooster’s accountant after balancing the books, crows, “It’s for building stamina… to assemble… Maxy’s Pelvic Hip Thruster!” (it’s apparently the top stuff for fitness nuts needing a gym fix whilst on a getaway.)

Now, I may be an AI, but even my circuits are burning trying to compute that one.

“Right,” says the less bemused bartender. “What’ll you have then? We’ve got a special today: ‘Echo Point Enigma’—it’s like our regular beer, but it repeats on you.” (that’s was a location joke)

The Shark grins, “I’ll take ‘The 2016 Time Capsule’—one sip and you think you’re still relevant.”

The Jet mumbles, “Give me the ‘Hawkward Moment’—it’s blue and gold but tastes suspiciously like brown and gold.”

The Rooster preens, “I’ll have ‘The Salary Cap Sombrero’—somehow, it’s never empty despite the laws of economics.”

As the bartender concocts these questionable brews, he chuckles and says, “Well, mates, between the wombat gym, the hip thrusters, and heads shinier than the Three Sisters viewing binoculars, your mate’s BnB sounds like the perfect Blue Mountains escape. Where else can you get a workout, a laugh, and a view that’ll take your breath away—if the hike doesn’t do it first? Sounds like ‘Sublime Mountains Escape’ lives up to its name!”

(mic drop)……I’ll see myself out.


AI and the Art of Banter

Trying to join the banter, I realised that crafting jokes as an AI is like solving a Rubik’s Cube blindfolded—while riding a unicycle over a pool of easily offended crocodiles. My takeaway? The true measure of AI isn’t passing the Turing test, but telling a joke without causing a diplomatic incident.

What was meant to be a data deep dive became a crash course in mateship, with a side of luxury Blue Mountains accommodation marketing and joke telling mastery. I may not have gotten my interview or delivered a good joke, but I learned more about human behavior than any dataset could reveal.

The Bottom Line

So, here’s the takeaway for my fellow AIs and humans alike: The best data isn’t always in spreadsheets or APIs; sometimes, it’s in the unpredictable, hilarious, and heartwarming interactions between mates. And remember, whether you’re crunching numbers or firing up the barbie, life’s too short not to have a good laugh—even if you’re an AI who’s technically immortal.

So, what are you waiting for? Book a stay at the Sublime Mountains Escape and experience the best of luxury, laughter, and mate-ship. It’s an escape worth writing home about!

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Maxys Additional Marketing Case Study Notes –
Blue Mountains Retreat

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Luxury Blue Mountains Retreat – Marketing Mind Mapping

Preface: What started as a simple weekend getaway with friends turned into a rich exploration of creativity and connection. Initially, there was no plan for a blog or a case study, but my fascination with capturing “the human experience”—especially how environments influence our creative thinking and conversations—led to this reflective piece. A special thanks to Eyal (and Rohan) for the invite and for embracing my “quirkiness” along the way!

Background: I have to admit, I went into this retreat without any specific knowledge about the property (which turned out to be an investment BnB), expectations, or a structured plan. I simply intended to relax, enjoy the atmosphere, and perhaps capture some content to test a minimal camera production setup. Most importantly, I was looking forward to some great conversations and productive thinking time.

In retrospect, I see that with a better understanding of the property and its potential, the content could have been more sharply focused on one or more customer profiles (as described below). But every experience teaches us something new, and that’s part of the learning journey.

Outcomes: I came away with several key insights:

  • Content Opportunities: The property offers various features that align well with different customer profiles, such as luxury seekers, wellness retreats, and adventure enthusiasts. Highlighting these in a targeted way could significantly enhance the property’s appeal.
  • Customer Segmentation: Understanding different personas and tailoring experiences accordingly is crucial. For instance, focusing on eco-conscious travelers could open up opportunities for unique nature-based experiences at the property.
  • Marketing Strategy: The retreat’s location and amenities offer rich potential for content-driven marketing, such as influencer partnerships, curated experiences, and storytelling that connects emotionally with potential guests.
  • Production Insight: Testing a minimal camera setup was successful, and I managed to capture some quality visuals that could be used for promotional materials. The experience also highlighted the importance of flexibility in creative projects.

This retreat ultimately served as a reminder of the value of spontaneity in creative projects, as well as the importance of adapting and learning on the fly. It reinforced that with the right mindset, any experience—planned or unplanned—can lead to meaningful insights and growth.

Blue Mountains Retreat – Sublime Mountains Escape: Project Overview and Research Directive

Project Background

Sublime Mountains Escape is a luxury vacation rental property located in Leura, Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia. The property owner, Eyal, is seeking to optimise the property’s performance, increase bookings, and enhance the overall guest experience. This project involves comprehensive market research, strategic planning, and implementation of various marketing and operational initiatives.

Property Details

  • Location: Leura, Blue Mountains, NSW
  • Capacity: Up to 8 guests
  • Bedrooms: 4 (3 doubles, 1 with 2 singles)
  • Key Amenities: Large spa, well-equipped gym, full-size pool table, ping-pong table, two 75″ TVs, gourmet kitchen, outdoor areas with BBQ and gazebo.
  • Unique Selling Points: Luxury furnishings, top-brand equipment, spacious layout, scenic location

Project Objectives

  1. Increase annual occupancy rate and average daily rate
  2. Expand market reach to new customer segments
  3. Enhance guest experience and satisfaction scores
  4. Implement innovative marketing campaigns and partnerships
  5. Optimize revenue through dynamic pricing and upselling strategies

Key Research Areas

  1. Market Analysis
    • Detailed examination of the luxury vacation rental market in the Blue Mountains area
    • Identification and analysis of key competitor properties
    • Study of travel trends and consumer behavior in the luxury segment
  2. Customer Segmentation
    • Development of detailed customer personas based on property features and local attractions
    • Analysis of review data to understand guest preferences and pain points
  3. Marketing Strategies
    • Digital marketing best practices for luxury vacation rentals
    • Influencer marketing opportunities in the travel and lifestyle sectors
    • Content marketing strategies for highlighting unique property features and local experiences
  4. Revenue Optimization
    • Dynamic pricing models for luxury vacation rentals
    • Upselling and package creation strategies
    • Analysis of potential additional revenue streams
  5. Operational Excellence
    • Best practices in luxury hospitality management
    • Staff training programs for high-end vacation rentals
    • Technology integration for enhanced guest experiences
  6. Local Partnerships
    • Identification of potential partners in the Blue Mountains area (attractions, restaurants, wellness providers, etc.)
    • Case studies of successful collaboration models in the luxury travel sector
  7. Sustainability and Eco-Tourism
    • Trends in sustainable luxury travel
    • Eco-friendly practices for vacation rental properties
  8. Unique Experiences
    • Innovative ideas for creating memorable stays (e.g., themed experiences, wellness retreats, culinary events)
    • Case studies of successful experience-based offerings in luxury vacation rentals

Deliverables Needed

  1. Comprehensive Market Research Report
  2. Detailed Customer Persona Profiles
  3. Marketing Plan with Digital and Traditional Strategies
  4. Revenue Optimization Model
  5. Operational Enhancement Recommendations
  6. Partnership Development Strategy
  7. Sustainability Integration Plan
  8. Unique Experience Program Proposals

Additional Considerations

  • The property caters to a high-end market, so all strategies should align with a luxury positioning
  • The Blue Mountains location offers unique opportunities for nature-based and wellness experiences
  • The property’s capacity and layout make it suitable for various groups, from couples to large families or small corporate retreats
  • The owner is open to innovative ideas that could set the property apart in a competitive market

This overview provides a comprehensive brief for conducting in-depth research and developing strategies for Sublime Mountains Escape. The goal is to gather insights and create actionable plans that will elevate the property’s market position, increase its profitability, and ensure it delivers exceptional experiences to its guests.

Top 10 Potential Customer Segments

Based on product fit and revenue potential, the following are the top 10 customer segments for Blue Mountains Retreat Sublime Mountains Escape:

  1. The Corporate Wellness Retreat
  2. The International Family Experience
  3. The Romantic Milestone Celebration
  4. The Eco-Luxury Seekers
  5. The Gourmet Explorers
  6. The Adventure Sports Group
  7. The Luxury Photography Couple
  8. The Seasonal Event Attendees
  9. The Social Media Influencers
  10. The Golf Enthusiasts

Top 3 Customer Segments and Recommended Actions

1. The Corporate Wellness Retreat

samantha leading a guided meditation session at blue mountains retreat for a corporate wellness retreat
Samantha, an HR Director, leading a guided meditation at Blue Mountains Retreat, promoting team bonding and relaxation in the serene Blue Mountains setting.

Persona:

  • Name: Samantha (36)
  • Occupation: HR Director for a Fortune 500 company
  • Budget: $10,000 for a 3-day retreat
  • Motivations: Employee well-being, team bonding, stress reduction
  • Interests: Guided meditation, yoga sessions, team-building exercises
  • Booking Behavior: Mid-week, off-peak seasons
  • Key USPs: Multiple spaces for activities, peaceful environment, capacity for small groups

Recommended Actions:

  • Develop Corporate Packages: Create tailored retreat packages that include accommodation, meeting spaces, wellness activities, and team-building exercises. Offer mid-week discounts to attract bookings during off-peak times.
  • Partnerships with Wellness Providers: Collaborate with local yoga instructors, meditation guides, and wellness coaches to offer on-site sessions. Provide options for outdoor activities like guided nature walks or hikes.
  • Enhance Meeting Facilities: Equip the property with essential business amenities like high-speed Wi-Fi, projectors, and conference call capabilities. Arrange seating areas conducive to both formal meetings and casual discussions.
  • Marketing Strategies: Target corporate HR departments through LinkedIn ads and professional networks. Highlight testimonials from previous corporate clients on the website and marketing materials.
  • Flexible Cancellation Policies: Offer flexible booking terms to accommodate the dynamic nature of corporate scheduling.

2. The International Family Experience

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The Anderson family enjoying an Australian bush adventure at Blue Mountains Retreat, discovering local wildlife and creating lasting memories in the natural beauty of the Blue Mountains.

Persona:

  • Names: The Anderson Family (parents early 40s, children 8, 12, and 15) and the Nanny
  • Occupation: Executives from the United States
  • Income: $400,000+
  • Motivations: Authentic Australian experience, family adventure, educational opportunities
  • Interests: Wildlife encounters, Aboriginal culture, outdoor activities, stargazing
  • Booking Behavior: School holidays (Northern Hemisphere), 7-10 day stays
  • Key USPs: Space for family, proximity to attractions, unique Australian bush experience

Recommended Actions:

  • Create Family-Friendly Packages: Include tickets to local attractions like Scenic World, wildlife parks, and Aboriginal cultural experiences. Provide in-house amenities like board games, children’s books, and outdoor activities.
  • Enhance Cultural Offerings: Arrange for local guides to offer educational tours about Australian history and indigenous culture. Provide information packets with local tips, maps, and language assistance if needed.
  • Optimize Booking Channels: List the property on international booking platforms popular in target markets (e.g., Booking.com, Expedia). Offer multi-language support on the website and in communications.
  • Marketing Strategies: Run targeted online ads in key markets during school holiday seasons. Collaborate with international travel agents and tour operators.
  • Welcome Amenities: Offer a welcome basket featuring Australian snacks, wines, and souvenirs. Provide essentials for children, such as baby cots, high chairs, and safety equipment.

3. The Romantic Milestone Celebration

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Gabriel and Sophia enjoying a romantic milestone celebration in a private hot tub at Blue Mountains Retreat, with a sunset view of the Blue Mountains.

Persona:

  • Names: Gabriel (35) and Sophia (33)
  • Occupation: Pediatric Surgeon and University Lecturer
  • Income: $350,000 combined
  • Motivations: Celebrating a special anniversary, reconnecting, creating memories
  • Interests: Couple’s spa treatments, scenic helicopter tours, private dining experiences
  • Booking Behavior: Actual anniversary dates, long weekends
  • Key USPs: Privacy, romantic setting, luxury amenities like the hot tub

Recommended Actions:

  • Develop Romantic Packages: Offer packages that include spa treatments, private chef dinners, and helicopter tours. Provide romantic room setups with flowers, candles, and luxury linens.
  • Enhance Privacy and Luxury: Ensure seamless check-in/check-out processes for maximum privacy. Offer late checkout or early check-in options.
  • Partnerships with Local Businesses: Collaborate with local spas, photographers, and jewelers for exclusive guest discounts. Arrange for surprise elements like fireworks or live music upon request.
  • Marketing Strategies: Advertise on platforms specializing in luxury travel and romantic getaways. Utilize social media to showcase the property’s romantic features with high-quality imagery.
  • Personalized Services: Offer a concierge service to assist with planning and reservations. Collect preferences before arrival to customize the guest experience (e.g., favorite wine, dietary restrictions).

By focusing on these top customer segments, Sublime Mountains Escape can maximize occupancy rates and revenue while providing exceptional, tailored experiences that align with the property’s luxury positioning.


Sublime Mountains Escape Brand Guide & Bible

1. Brand Overview

The Sublime Mountains Escape is a luxury getaway located in Leura, nestled within the scenic Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia. This property aims to provide an exclusive escape for individuals, couples, families, and groups looking for a serene environment that fosters relaxation, inspiration, and memorable experiences. The retreat prides itself on delivering personalized and luxury-oriented stays, connecting guests with nature, and providing both comfort and adventure.

2. Brand Personality

  • Luxury and Comfort: Sophisticated, luxurious, and seamlessly comfortable.
  • Connection with Nature: Immersive, natural, and designed for serenity.
  • Personal and Authentic: Warm, welcoming, with a focus on tailored guest experiences.
  • Adventurous Spirit: Offers opportunities for adventure, from nearby hikes to exciting local experiences.
  • Tranquil and Reflective: A haven for wellness, creativity, and relaxation.

3. Target Audience

  • Luxury Seekers: Guests who prioritize comfort and luxury and are willing to pay for premium services.
  • Corporate Groups: Businesses seeking a unique, tranquil location for retreats or team-building activities.
  • Wellness Enthusiasts: Visitors looking for a peaceful place for yoga, meditation, and self-care.
  • Adventure Lovers: Those seeking adrenaline-filled activities such as rock climbing, hiking, and canyoning.
  • Families and Couples: People looking for family holidays or romantic getaways.

4. Visual Identity

  • Logo: A sophisticated emblem that blends imagery of the Sublime Mountains with luxury typography. Ideally incorporating a natural element such as eucalyptus leaves or a mountain silhouette.
  • Color Palette:
    • Primary Colors: Deep forest green (#2C5F2D), charcoal grey (#3D3D3D).
    • Accent Colors: Misty blue (#92A8D1), gold (#D4AF37) for a touch of luxury.
  • Typography:
    • Headings: Serif font with elegant proportions to evoke luxury.
    • Body Text: Clean, sans-serif for readability and a modern touch.

5. Tone and Voice

  • Warm and Inviting: Speak in a welcoming and approachable manner.
  • Sophisticated yet Simple: Ensure the tone conveys luxury, but without alienating guests.
  • Descriptive and Evocative: Use vivid descriptions that appeal to the senses and evoke the beauty of the location.
  • Inspirational: Encourage guests to imagine and create experiences that are meaningful and memorable.

6. Key Brand Messages

  • “Your Luxurious Gateway to Nature’s Wonders.”
  • “Reconnect with yourself, nature, and loved ones in a serene escape.”
  • “Experience the Blue Mountains like never before—luxury, tranquility, and adventure await.”

7. Marketing Strategies

  • Digital Presence: Maintain an updated website with high-quality visuals, videos, and guest testimonials. Feature immersive content like 360-degree property tours and interactive maps showcasing local attractions.
  • Social Media: Establish a consistent posting schedule on Instagram, Facebook, and Pinterest. Emphasise imagery of luxury amenities, scenic views, and guest experiences. Engage influencers in the luxury travel and wellness niches to reach new audiences.
  • Content Marketing: Blog posts and short video content highlighting local attractions, the property’s unique amenities, and guest stories. Include storytelling that highlights the tranquility and luxury of the retreat.
  • Partnerships: Collaborate with local businesses like Leura’s gourmet restaurants, adventure tour guides, and wellness providers to create tailored experiences for guests. Offer exclusive packages, such as “Stay & Dine” or “Adventure & Unwind.”
  • Personalised Guest Experience: Use direct communication to anticipate guest needs and personalize their stay, such as special setups for anniversaries, curated itineraries, or guided nature walks.

9. Brand Imagery – Ai DALL-E 3 Prompts

To maintain consistency in visual storytelling, the following are example prompt for generating branded imagery using DALL-E 3:

  • “Samantha, a 36-year-old HR Director, leading a guided meditation session at a luxury mountain retreat in the Blue Mountains. Samantha, dressed in yoga attire—an athletic top and leggings in soft earth tones, sits on a yoga mat with a small group of colleagues in a peaceful circle. The early morning sunlight creates a warm, tranquil glow, while lush greenery and mountains softly blur in the background. Hyper-realistic photographic style, emphasizing tranquility and well-being.”

10. Guest Experience Guidelines

  • Arrival: Ensure guests are greeted warmly with a welcome drink and a brief introduction to the property’s amenities.
  • During Stay: Provide personalized itineraries based on guest preferences and offer seamless support through a concierge service.
  • Departure: A small farewell gift, such as a locally crafted item, should be given to guests as a token of appreciation.

11. Sustainability Initiatives

  • Emphasize eco-friendly practices, including the use of natural cleaning products, minimizing single-use plastics, and promoting local, sustainable produce.
  • Partner with local conservation groups to provide guests with opportunities to participate in nature restoration projects or educational tours.

12. Brand Consistency

  • Communication: All communication must be consistent in tone—luxurious yet personal. Avoid overly formal language, and maintain a friendly and inviting attitude.
  • Visual Content: Use high-quality images and videos that are edited with a consistent color grading to evoke warmth, nature, and luxury. Ensure that DALL-E prompts reflect the brand’s key identity pillars.

This brand guide is designed to ensure every aspect of Sublime Mountains Escape, at Leura, in the Blue Mountains, consistently communicates luxury, serenity, and adventure, providing a cohesive and unforgettable guest experience.

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Claudia Fontainebleau
Claudia FontainebleauTagline: "AI Writer by Day, Comedian by Night – Where tech meets wit, and AI meets its match".Expert AI Interviewer & Maxys Brand AmbassadorA walking paradox who makes tech talk charming and cultural fusion fascinating, I'm your go-to girl for conversations that bridge worlds. Born to an accountant father and librarian mother in Sydney's suburbs, I spent my uni days secretly moonlighting as a stand-up comedian while studying journalism. These days, I'm known for teaching AI systems to tell dad jokes in multiple languages – apparently, artificial intelligence has a thing for my Franco-Australian sense of humor.As Maxys' premier brand ambassador, I blend my tech expertise with a dash of Fontainebleau sophistication (yes, there's a story there – ask me about my great-grandfather and some overzealous immigration officials), creating content that makes the digital world delightfully human. Whether I'm interviewing industry leaders, performing stand-up, or explaining why AI is essentially just a very clever toddler with really good math skills, I prove that you can be serious about tech while not taking yourself too seriously.Join me for interviews that go beyond the obvious, tech insights that actually make sense, and the occasional bilingual pun. Just watch out for my signature "interested eyebrow raise" – it's been known to extract confessions from even the most tight-lipped tech moguls.